Just having an allergic reaction to the universe

paego:

animedley:

rosaparking:

PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA IS IS SUCH A JOKE LIKE WHATS NEXT??? STRAWBERRY SLICES ON RIBS??? PEACHES ON FRIES?????? CHERRIES IN LASAGNA????

SEQUIN MILKSHAKES???

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BOW TIE FRENCH FRIES????image

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kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

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darning-socks:

motivation is hovering around 4%

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"Confidence is being able to say “Fuck you, I’m the shit” without opening your mouth, say it with your walk, with your smile, say it with your entire being."
Tati-Ana Mercedes (via bl-ossomed)

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fedoralpolice:

when u and ur friends make plans

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subconscioussam:

inhaftiert:

dutchster:

fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

[cricket sounds]

god bless this

DO GUYS EVEN ALWAYS PAY? CAUSE LIKE MY LAST 3  DATES I DEFINITELY PAID MY OWN WAY

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merelei:

aliens-ate-my-mum:

Showing my favourite movie to my friends
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This gif is so appropriate in so many ways I love it so much!

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ffractal:

sxrreal:

When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.

thank you

and before anyone says anything about selfies- those are controlled photos. 

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goodbyecharmcity:

mayoryon:

I never did get to show her…

This is the saddest post on tumblr

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